Poem: Social Media Status

“Social Media Status”

What if I told you brush your teeth and wash the crust from your eyes before posting ANYTHING

What if I told you your “haters” don’t exist, but you DO probably hate yourself.

What if I told you stop doing it for the Vine and start doing it for your kids.

What if I told you turning up Sunday thru Monday is you turning down on your financial future.

What if I told you no one is excited about your 4th kids with 4 different men BUT YOU!!!! And maybe your 38 year old grandmother.

What if I told you the golds in your mouth are about as worthless as the goals in your mind.

What if I told you there are 12 First Fridays a year, they’re not that special B.

What if I told you that nobody cares about that mixtape/ album you’re  promoting… UPS is hiring, go catch up on that child support.

What if I told you the arguments had in your house with your significant other should (you guessed it) stay in your house.

What if I told you being a “main” is not as glorified as you think.

What if I told you not even Jesus believes your born again so stop with the bible quotes right after having a one night stand.

What if I told you it’s OK to be a alone, serial dating doesn’t make you less of a ho as the hoes you claim you not being because you “in love” with every man you sleep with.

What if I told you “balling” with tax money on a social Web site that makes millions every year on the ads of the stuff that you buy with that tax money is hilarious!!!!

Social media status… Keep it up, really… but don’t.

Amen….

A: Poetic Thought By: Wayne C.

“Social Media Status” Is A Poetic Thought Written by: Wayne C. © Copyright Musiqplug 2014, All Rights Reserved.